at storytime today we were reading a book about easter egg hunting and the main character thought he found an egg but it turned out to be a spoon and a little boy yelled ‘a spoon? that’s GARBAGE’ and i think it says a lot about me that my first thought was to yell ‘YOU’RE GARBAGE’ back
protip: if you have tragically, freakishly small little toddler hands, midi rings make your fingers look more like an adult human’s
i bought some new clothes today and i was getting all excited about wearing them tomorrow but then i remembered it’s national library week and i have to wear a library tshirt
when i got to work this morning the monitor cable was missing from my computer
did no one think i would need that today or
we all have light and dark in us.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
my favorite disney princess is jade thirlwall and also margaery tyrell
What if mermaids live really long - and the longer they live, the bigger they grow?
(I guess the bigger they grow, the harder it is for them to stick their torso and even their head out of the water. That’s why no one ever sees the big ones. And definitely never the huge ones.)
A bit late to the party, but here’s my contribution to Julie Dillon’s Catalog of Merfolk. I didn’t have nearly as much time to finish this as I wanted, but I have to be up in 5 hours so this will have to do!
30 Days of Hugh Jackman
(Day 7) Favourite On-Screen Kiss → A clean shaven, suited up Drover kisses Mrs Boss in the rain. (Australia)